10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.