10 Random Poker Quotes
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.