10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery