10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.