10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.