10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"