10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear