10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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