10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson