10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!