10 Random Poker Quotes
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- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi