10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.