10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine