10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fold and live to fold again