10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --