10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.