10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?