10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus