10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon