10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)