10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury