10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.