10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen