10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.