10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A