10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.