10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker