10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977