10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.