10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• It's Free To Fold...