10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."