10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.