10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"