10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz