10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.