10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."