10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"