10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave