10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson