10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-