10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls