10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers