10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- It's Free To Fold...
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.