10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.