10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.