10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fold and live to fold again
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels