10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant