10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Why not, when some because there are three.
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.