10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury