10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?